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Sometimes learning to trust my intuition stinks.  As a new mom I mean this literally.  I’ve now gotten two lessons from poop in one week.  Yes, poop.

Lesson #1 Always trust your instincts.

I was in an infant massage class last week and I saw the instructor’s baby poop on her.  She had said she knew the baby was going to poop when she let out a toot and asked herself why she didn’t listen to that and put her diaper on.  I got to witness the mother’s knowing and what happens when we don’t listen.  Here was the universe letting me learn from another, so I didn’t have to get covered in poop to learn my lessons.  Thanks universe.  You’re awesome.

baby-boy-lying-clip-art But of course I didn’t learn my lesson.  Five hours later I’m at home and little one is pooping.  I take him upstairs to change him and just as I take his onesie and diaper off I hear a big toot.  I get the intuitive message that I should leave his diaper on, but then my brain fights back.  It says, “He pooped almost 10 minutes ago.  That is silly.  Of course he’s done.  We have things to do.  Just change the diaper and be done with it.”  So I listen to the bully, my brain.  I take his diaper off and as I’m reaching for a new diaper I hear it… the baby poop squirt.  Did you know that breast milk poop actually sprays quite far?   Yep, it sprays just like pee.

Ok lesson learned.  Listen to intuition, not brain in poopy matters. Message received.

So now I’m ready for the advanced course in poop intuition.  A few days later my son is waking up in our bed and looking adorable.  He’s smiley and making great eye contact and I’m thinking this is great! Then he starts working on a poop.  I thought to myself, “Wow, this is a big one.  I have a feeling it’s going to be messy and I should probably move him.”  Once again Mr. brain bully comes in and says, “He never poops this early.  It’s probably just mostly gas.  His diaper is on tight.  No need to worry.”  Well now I’m batting 0 because again I listen to the brain bully.  Massive poop explosion. Out the diaper, up the back, onto his baby blanket, through it onto the california king sheets, through the sheets onto the mattress pad.  Intuition ignored.  Two more loads of laundry and an extra baby bath: check!  Boy am I glad I listened to that intuitive message to get the waterproof mattress pad!

Then I ask that annoying question I seem to have been asking forever… when will I finally trust my intuition?  I wonder what it will take.

I am left wondering, am I the only one who hears her intuition and doesn’t listen?


IMG_1098When I was pregnant the naming of my child was a bit of an obsession.  Ok, to be perfectly honest my husband and I had starting talking about it LONG before I was pregnant, so it was a long term commitment to the obsession.

And there was the problem.  I liked names like Max, Michael, and John, and my husband liked names like Levi and Asher.  There never seemed to be any crossover.  I wanted a name our child could find on a mug or a pencil when he wanted a keep sake.  My husband wanted the road less traveled.

Then I was pregnant and worried we just would never agree.  Would my vote count double because I had morning sickness, I hoped?

At 12 weeks pregnant I had an appointment with an energy worker, who, after hearing my stress about not seeing any way we could align, asked the magic question, “Have you asked your baby?”  Duh, no!

I talked to my baby about everything else.  I talked to him long before I was pregnant.  I knew I was having a boy.  I had a feel for his energy, a feel for his soul.  But, I hadn’t thought to ask him what he wanted his name to be.

I get quiet, I go in, and I ask, “What would you like your name to be?”, and clear as a bell I hear, “Bodhi!”

My initial brain response is, “Are you sure?”  I’m thinking, oh crap.  He’s never going to be able to find a pencil with his name on it.  No mugs.  No pre-made stickers.  And Bodhi, really?  That’s kind of weird.  I was really hoping for Max.  I was really looking for something a little more mainstream that says “I fit in, no need to look here.”  Not wanting to shut down this blossoming door of communication, I simply say, “ok!”

Buddha and the Bodhi Tree I call my husband and share what I got.  An hour later he calls back after his google search and tells me the name means awakened, enlightened.  You see I had no knowing of the story of the Bodhi tree and Buddha finding enlightenment there.  All I know is about 5 months before I got pregnant I had a vision for a logo that was the tree of life.  Well, then of course I get home and looked up “Bodhi tree” and there it was!  It looks remarkably like the tree of life!LMC color logo

Bodhi Michael is now with us.  I love his name.  I love that he chose it.  I love that it means awakened and enlightenment.  I love that the Buddhist view of Bodhi is spiritual awakening and freedom from the cycle of life. I love how much I get to honor his divine knowing as a teacher and a perfect divine soul by having let him choose this name which is so fitting to him.  I love that he, like his father, isn’t afraid of the road less traveled.  I am so blessed.  And after two months I am proud to report that when I tell people my son’s name I mostly keep breathing and don’t worry so much about what they’ll think about me.  This master soul has already taught me so much.

Progress, not perfection!